Jeg kender alle dine venner
I know all your friends
Jeg har de fint med dem
There's no problem with them
Men din klorinhvide tænder
But your bleached white teeth
Passer ikke i munden på mænd
Don't belong in the mouth of a man
Jeg så dig første gang i byen
I saw you for the first in town
Så pisse fuld af dig selv
So damn full of yourself
Du spurgte: Hvor ligger Fyn?
You aksed me: Where is Funnen?
Nu synes jeg' vi to si'r farvel
I think that we should say goodbye
Før det si'r bum bum bum
Before it says boom, boom, boom
Den var dum dum dum
That was not good, not good, not good
Du ryger rundt rundt rundt
You'll fly around, around, around
Hvis ikke du spare din mund
If you won't shut up
Din smarte fyr
You smart guy
Men du' slet ikke til at toppe
But no one can top you
Du har hus i Provence
You've got a house in Provance
Du var i Hong Kong og shoppe
You've been shopping in Hong Kong
Du tester virkelig' min tolerance
You're really test my tolorance
Du arbejder med reklame'
You're working with commercials
Jamen, det' da pisse fedt
Well, that's just fucking great
Du står og hitter på min dame
You're hitting on my lady
Hør, kommer du lig' me' om lidt
Why don't you come along
Kom kom kom
Come come come
Før det si'r bum bum bum
Before it says boom, boom, boom
Den var dum dum dum
That was not good, not good, not good
Du ryger rundt rundt rundt
You'll fly around, around, around
Hvis ikke du spare din mund
If you won't shut up
Din smarte fyr
You smart guy
Hvis du nu bar' købte en billet
If you'd just buy a ticket
Til den først og bedste turbojet
To the first and best turbojet
Og du fløj til den anden side af den her planet
And flew to the other side of this planet
Ja, så ville ingen skade være sket
Well, then there would be no damage done
Du scorede en af vores veninden
You pulled one of my friends
Og det' lidt synd fordi
And that's kinda sad because
Lig nu går hun og skinner
Right now she's shining
Vi andre ved at det snart er forbi
The rest of us know that it'll end soon
Ugen efter har du plattet hinde
The next week have you taken
For tyve tusind eller mer'
$3,500 or more from her
Vi kører rundt for at finde
We'll drive around to find
Din røv og du ved godt når det sker
Your ass, and you'll know when that happens
Så si'r det bum bum bum
Then it says boom, boom, boom
Den var dum dum dum
That was not good, not good, not good
Du ryger rundt rundt rundt
You'll fly around, around, around
Hvis ikke du spare din mund
If you won't shut up
Dit dumme svin
You stupid bastard
Hvis du nu bar' købte den billet
If you'd just buy that ticket
Til den først og bedste rumraket
To the first and best space ship
Og du fløj til den anden side af vort solsystem
And you'd fly to the other side of this solar system
Ja, så ville det slet ikke være noget problem
Well, then there wouldn't be a problem
Næh, næh, bum, bum, bum
No, no, boom, boom, boom