Translation of the song Subtitrarea la români artist Taxi

Aveam senzaţia că ştiu şi eu engleză un pic

I thought I knew a little English

Dar m-am prins că nu ştiu absolut nimic

But it turned out I knew absolutely none

Asta după ce-am văzut la televizor

That's after I saw subtitled movies

subtitrările filmelor - şi nu mi-a fost uşor

on TV – and it wasn't easy for me

am ajuns să cred, vă spun pe cuvânt,

I came to believe, no joke,

că engleza e cea mai curată limbă de pe pământ

That English was the purest language in the world.

Refren:

Chorus:

pentru că Hey motherfucker, you little freak,

Because Hey motherfucker, you little freak,

you're a useless bitch, so suck my dick

You're a useless bitch, so suck my dick

înseamnă eşti un nenorocit, prost şi mic

Means You're a stupid little wretch

şi nu eşti bun de nimic

and a good-for-nothing

sau hey, motherfucker, don't fuck with me

Or Hey, motherfucker, don't fuck with me

go fuck yourself, now let me be

Go fuck yourself, now let me be

înseamnă eşti un nenorocit, m-ai supărat,

Means you're a wretch, you've made me angry,

şi vreau să pleci imediat

And I want you to leave this instant!

Sau poate engleza a rămas la fel mereu

Or maybe English has always stayed the same

e tot aia pe care-am învăţat-o eu la liceu

It's the same kind I learned in high school

poate că ăştia care fac traducere

Maybe the translators

vor să-i menajeze p-ăia de la CNA

Want to protect the people at the National Audiovisual Council

că ăia pot să suporte expresii de nedescris,

Because those guys can stand all sorts of unspeakable expressions,

dar au ochii sensibili, nu suportă şi în scris

But they have delicate eyes and can't stand them in writing.

Refren:

Chorus:

pentru că Hey motherfucker, you little freak,

Because Hey motherfucker, you little freak,

you're a useless bitch, so suck my dick

You're a useless bitch, so suck my dick

înseamnă eşti un nenorocit, prost şi mic

Means You're a stupid little wretch

şi nu eşti bun de nimic

and a good-for-nothing

sau hey, motherfucker, don't fuck with me

Or Hey, motherfucker, don't fuck with me

go fuck yourself, now let me be

Go fuck yourself, now let me be

înseamnă eşti un nenorocit, m-ai supărat,

Means you're a wretch, you've made me angry,

şi vreau să pleci imediat

And I want you to leave this instant!

Mai avem câteva exmple din dotare,

There are some more examples,

într-o celebră traducere şi interpretare:

in a famous translation and interpretation:

Yo n****r, shut the fuck up

Yo n****r, shut the fuck up

Mai tacă-ţi fleanca

Shut your pie hole

I'm so gonna fuck your shit up, you son of a bitch

I'm so gonna fuck your shit up, you son of a bitch

Am eu ac de cojocul tău, netrebnicule!

I won't let you get away with this, you scoundrel!

This fucking scumbag bastard all up in my shit

This fucking scumbag bastard all up in my shit

Şi-a băgat nasul unde nu-i fierbe oala!

He's nosing around where he shouldn't be!

Now I know what a dirty cocksucker you are!

Now I know what a dirty cocksucker you are!

Acum ştiu ce-ţi poate pielea!

Now I know what you're up to!

Mind your fucking business, you useless cunt!

Mind your fucking business, you useless cunt!

Bagă-ţi minţile în cap, amârâtule!

Snap out of it, you riffraff!

Why don't you suck my motherfucking dick, bitch?

Why don't you suck my motherfucking dick, bitch?

Ştii ceva? Ia mai plimbă ursu'!

You know what? Take a hike!

Fuck you, you shit for brains motherfucker!

Fuck you, you shit for brains motherfucker!

Du-te naibii!

Darn you!

Câteodata mă întreb, ce guvernează România

Sometimes I wonder, is Romania ruled

ipocrizia sau pudibunderia?

by hypocrisy or prudishness?

Refren (X2):

Chorus (X2):

pentru că Hey motherfucker, you little freak,

Because Hey motherfucker, you little freak,

you're a useless bitch, so suck my dick

You're a useless bitch, so suck my dick

înseamnă eşti un nenorocit, prost şi mic

Means You're a stupid little wretch

şi nu eşti bun de nimic

And a good-for-nothing

sau hey, motherfucker, don't fuck with me

Or Hey, motherfucker, don't fuck with me

go fuck yourself, now let me be

Go fuck yourself, now let me be

înseamnă eşti un nenorocit, m-ai supărat,

Means, You're a wretch, you've made me angry,

şi vreau să pleci imediat

And I want you to leave this instant

Great fucking job, motherfuckers!

Great fucking job, motherfuckers!

A zis că am făcut o treabă foarte bună!

He said we did a great job!