Translation of the song 爆笑 artist Syudou
爆笑
LMAO
圧倒的に多数の人が
These people in overwhelming numbers
無闇矢鱈と囃し立てる世じゃ
That only thoughtlessy jeer and cheer in this world
結局誰が悪いのかなんて
In the end, it has to be someone's fault
知らぬ存ぜぬ味方無し
With this complete ignorance, there are no allies
人の背に立つ背に立つあなたの目
Your eyes glaring from behind behind peoples' backs
その目 その目が嫌い
Those eyes, oh how I hate those eyes
また安地でつぶやく僻み達
With you biased-bodies tweeting away again in my safe space
そりゃ勝っても負けても痛み無し
Whether I win or lose, I feel no pain
嗚呼 何も作れないまま
Ah, being unable to create anything
嗚呼 何も得られないままで
Ah, being unable to achieve anything
さぁ何度も繰り返せ
Now, repeat it many times over
その価値の無いアイミスユー
That worthless I miss you
ワッハッハッハ
Wah! ha! ha! ha!
抱腹絶倒 惨めな輩に唾吐いて
ROFL'ing, I'll spit at these depressed chums
ガッハッハッハ
Gah! ha! ha! ha!
軽く一蹴 哀れみ込めた愛の讃歌
A hymn of love expressing sympathy for getting flat out rejected easily
気にならない 気付きもしない
IGAF, I don't even notice
笑ってしまうぜ不完全体
I end up just laughing as an incomplete whole
この意味が分かるまでは
Until you get it
ただ静かに笑ってんだ
I'll just quietly laugh away
「これを辞めろだ？
You givin' this up?
そうか分かったぜ死ねってこったな？」
I knew that'd happen, is this the end for you?
実の親さえも泣かせちゃった
You even made your real parents cry
俺の全部を喰らいな心して
Be careful as you consume all of me
けど1番右の座 笑顔なし
But at the right-most seat, there'll be no smiles
オーベイベーただ笑ってくれ
Oh baby, please just laugh for me
板の上のた打つ俺を
Squirming on the cutting board
そういつかは買い慣らす
Yeah! One day, I'll get accustomed to buying
オーデマピゲ&デモン
Audemars Piguet & Demon
ワッハッハッハ
Wah! ha! ha! ha!
笑みと失笑 西の魔女送るリスペクト
Smiles and breaking out laughing, the respect the west witch sends me
ガッハッハッハ
Gah! ha! ha! ha!
勝ちで実証 最下位経ての真の王者
The true king that wins by proving they're last place
好みじゃない 話したくない
I don't like that, I don't wanna talk
狂ってもがいた2,3年後
You'll go insane and struggle 2-3 years later anyway
邪論など掻き消す程
The more your blasphemous arguments get erased
ほら誰もが笑ってんだ
See, the more everyone laughs at you
あなたが見て聴いた光たちは今もまだ
The influencers you see and listen to are even now still
心を強く握って苦しませる
Getting their hearts seized strongly and made suffer
「笑われる」「笑わせる」の溝針落として
Drop the sharp gap between I'm being laughed at I'll make THEM laugh
聴かせてやる だから
I'll make you listen; therefore,
この名前くらいは覚えて帰れ
At least remember the name and GTFO!
ワッハッハッハ
Wah! ha! ha! ha!
抱腹絶倒 惨めな輩に唾吐いて
ROFL'ing, I'll spit at these depressed chums
ガッハッハッハ
Gah! ha! ha! ha!
軽く一蹴 哀れみ込めた愛の讃歌
A hymn of love expressing sympathy for getting flat out rejected easily
ワッハッハッハ
Wah! ha! ha! ha!
舐めて頂戴 予定調和などつまらんさ
Give me a taste of it! Your pre-established harmony's BORING!
ガッハッハッハ
Gah! ha! ha! ha!
下劣上等 これが答えだ文句あるか
Your superiority is cringe, and that's your answer, got an issue with that?
生か死か 伸るか反るか
Life or death, all or nothin'
打算的人生 丁半勝負
A selfish life, Cho-Han win or lose
降りはせず昇り続けるただ
I'll keep ascending without ever descending
雨晒しだって独り泣いたって
You're weatherbeaten and were crying all alone
出囃子は鳴ってんだ
The performance roars on