Danish
Mon ikke du har set Juanita [Everyone Knows Juanita]
English translation
Surely you've seen Juanita
Mon ikk' du har set Juanita
Surely you've seen Juanita
Med øjne i hver sin farve
With eyes of different colours
Der' friluftsgebis og en kødløs kind
There are open air dentures and a fleshless cheek
Hendes... knoer, de skraber mod jorden
Her... knuckles, they drag on the ground
Så'n er den altså ikke
That's not how it goes
Der' børn til stede!
There are children present!
To hjulben og en skrutryg
Two bow legs and a hump
Et hår, hvor en fugl har lagt æg
A hair where a bird has laid an egg
Og hvis jeg ikk' var så hæslig, så ku' vi to ha' det så skægt
And if I just hadn't been so hideous, then the two of us could have had so much fun