Translation of the song Shanghai Cola artist Horkyze Slize

Niečo Vám poviem o našej spáse, v Pekingu pochodujú plechovky na páse.

I'll tell you something about our salvation, In Peking*, cans march down the conveyor belt.

Buď je to spása, alebo smola, keď prídu kamióny s logom Shanghaj Cola.

It's either salvation or bad luck when the trucks with Shanghai Cola logo come.

Čo na to dealer: Prvá zadarmo! Zmagoriť ľudí treba, tak je to raz darmo.

What does the dealer say? The first one is free! It can't be helped, people have to be fucked over.

Made in China, Made in Taiwan, čo to o veľkej sile prezradíme aj Vám.

Made in China, Made in Taiwan, we'll tell you a little something about great power.

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Zachráni Vás iba Shanghaj Cola.

Only Shanghai Cola can save you now.

Čo na to dealer?

What does the dealer say?

Daj si to kľudne, klinicky testované, trocha močopudné.

Drink it with no worries - clinically tested, a bit diuretic.

Kto si to vezme, zostane čistý, čistý jak petržalský herák, buď si istý.

Whoever gets some, will stay clean, clean like Petržalka's** heroin, count on it!

Tá receptúra z kláštora Shaolin, nikotín, káva, čpavok, guarana, taurín, a voda priamo zo Žltej rieky.

That recipe from Shaolin monastery - nicotine, coffee, ammonia, guarana, taurine and water straight from the Yellow River.

Vy čo ste všetci chorý, zahadzujte lieky.

All of you sick people, throw out your meds!

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Kúpme si iný svet a bude všetko jasné a potom večný smäd a peklo nám tak vlastné,

Let's buy a different world, and everything will be clear and then an eternal thirst and a hell so well-known to us,

v rozličných podobách, tak ako chameleón, vo svojich útrobách zhasneme ako neón.

in different forms, just like a chameleon, deep inside of ourselves we'll go out like lights.

Made in China, Made in Taiwan, čo to o veľkej sile prezradíme aj Vám.

Made in China, Made in Taiwan, we'll tell you a little something about great power.

Made in China, Made in Taiwan, čo to o veľkej sile prezradíme aj Vám.

Made in China, Made in Taiwan, we'll tell you a little something about great power.

Tak som to kúpil, bolo to nové. Ta ja nevedel, že to bude návykové.

So I bought it, it was new. I had no idea it would be addictive.

Človek si logne, naráta do troch, budí sa na to že je svojej drogy otrok.

You take a swig, count to three and wake up to being a slave to your drug.

A potom zrána býva chuť veľká, za kartón u dealera zdarma dve XL-ká

And then, in the mornings, you need a hit, at the dealer's you get two free XLs for a six-pack,

a na nich veľkým Shanghaj Cola, tá sila, vitalita bez cholesterola.

and on them in bold letters - Shanghai Cola, that strength, vitality free of cholesterol.

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Kúpme si iný svet a bude všetko jasné a potom večný smäd a peklo nám tak vlastné,

Let's buy a different world, and everything will be clear and then an eternal thirst and a hell so well-known to us,

v rozličných podobách, tak ako chameleón, vo svojich útrobách zhasneme ako neón.

in different forms, just like a chameleon, deep inside of ourselves we'll go out like lights.