Translation of the song Dengar Ini Cerita artist P. Ramlee

Mari-mari tuan dengar ini cerita

Here, gentlemen, hear this story

Perempuan sangat mudah cemburu buta

Ladies are so easy to get jealous

Kalau lakinya orang muda

If it's a young adult man!

Dia so jealous, tidak percaya

She's so jealous, she couldn't believe it

You know apa yang jadi pada suatu hari

You know what happens one day

I perang besar you see!

I've been on a war, you see!

Tapi baik juga, sudah hilang bengkak

But it's fine, I've lost the swelling

Benjolnya dekat sini you sudah tak nampak!

The bulge is right here, you didn't see it!

Di kantor saya ada s'orang secretary

In my office, there's this secretary

Potongan badannya... phewit!

The shape of her body... Wow!

Namanya Mary

Her name's Mary

Halus kulitnya mcm apple

Her skin's soft like apples

Merah bibirnya macam cherry!

Lips red like cherries!

Salah pandang macam Betty...

You could mistaken her as Betty...

Dia mengajak saya pergi makan angin

She told me to go out sometime

I tanya Ke mana?

I say Where?

She said Kebun bunga

She said The flower garden!

Ini chance baik I said Ok, Senorita!

This is a good chance I'll say OK, Senorita!

Tiba di sana si nona mula-lah posing

Over there, she's spinning around

She makes badan I sejuk

She makes my body feel cold

Terus I shivering

And I shivered

She said Don't be afraid my darling

She said Don't be afraid, my darling.

Saya jawab: I like this kind of thing.

I answered I like this kind of thing

Kita pun pergi duduk dekat satu bangku

We went to a small bench

And then she said I love you!

And then she said I love you!

So then what did I do? I think you pun tahu...

So then what did I do? I think you already know...

Sudah tentu I kiss the girl bertalu-talu!

Of course I kissed the girl in strings!

Saya balik ke rumah cukup senang hati

I went back to my home feeling happy

Tapi my wife terpandang lipstick on my pipi

But my wife saw lipstick marks on my cheeks

Dia menerkam dan menggigit,

She pounced and bite,

Saya tak malu, terus menjerit!

I wasn't embarrassed, I screamed!

Periuk belanga terbang melayang-layang

Pots and pans flying everywhere

Menghentam my belakang!

Slamming my back!

I would like to tanya

I would like to ask you

Kalau you yang kena

If you're busted

Wife you juga cemburu jadi what will you do?

Your wife is jealous, so what will you do?

Wife you juga cemburu jadi what will you do?

Your wife is jealous, so what will you do?