Die G'schicht is a jene, des waß a jeder, weu des liegt doch auf der Hand
The story is like that, everyone knows that, because it's obvious
Es war mit Bock und Roll-Musik net immer leicht in diesem Land
It wasn't always easy with bagpipe and roll music in this country
Was in mir sitzt ist weiß gespritzt, des is ma völlig kloar,
What I like is white spritzer*, that's crystal clear to me
obgleich ich Whisky zech'n tua seitdem in USA ich woar.
Even though I get hammered on whisky since I was in the USA
Dort sagen's Falco you are wonderful, kumm habt's mi langsam gern
There they say Falco you are wonderful, come on, start liking me
Wenns meine Records trotzdem kaufen tätads, tät' des mi net stör'n
If you would buy my records regardless, I wouldn't mind
Das Typische an mir, i bin untypisch, ganz und goar
The typical about me is, I am untypical, not at all
Amoi hoch und amoi tiaf, amoi g'spritzt, dann wieder kloar
Sometimes high and sometimes low, sometimes sptirzed then clear again
Ihr werd's mi nehmen müssen, wia i bin, i sag's euch lieba glei
You will have to take it from me, how I am, I better tell you now
Zeigts ma den nächsten schlanken Fuaß, dann bin vielleicht live dabei
Show me the next lean leg, then maybe I'll be there live
America, wenns ihr ma glaubads, wia ma euch vermissen kann
America, if you would believe me, how you can be missed
America, wenns ihr ma glaubads, wia ma euch vermissen kann
America, if you would believe me, how you can be missed
Spiel auf Reagan, come on - lalala
Play on Reagan, come on - lalala
Der 'Spiegel' sagte: Wien is vurn, wenns der net waß', wer dann
The Spiegel** said: Vienna is ahead, if they don't know it, who will
Wenn der Mr. Smith a Glotz'n hat, verkauf' ma eam an Kamm
If Mr. Smith is bald, we will sell him a comb
Der Herr war dick, das Madl slick, sodenn er lallend fragt:
The gentleman was fat, the girl slick, then he asked babbling:
What's your name?, I nehm' zwatausend, keisch des Dirndl sagt
What's your name?, I want two thousand innocently said the girl
Ihr werds uns nehman müssen, wia ma san, mia sag'ns euch lieba glei
You will have to take it from us, how we are, we better tell you now
Zeigts uns den nächsten Präsidenten und mia san live dabei - oder a net
Show us the next president and we'll be there live - or maybe not
I would like to have that wonderful Wiener Schnitzel
I would like to have that wonderful Wiener Schnitzel
Geh gib eam zehn Deka Polnische in a Wachauer
Go give him ten dekagram Polish (sausages) in a Wachauer***
Yeah, that's really great
Yeah, that's really great
Waß' i eh, des mocht Hundert. Nana, Schilling, net Dollar - übertreiben woll'n ma's net
I know already, that's a hundred. Nono, schillings not dollars, let's not exaggerate
America ... La la la - la la - la la
America ... La la la - la la - la la