Translation of the song Kada Bi Bilo Srba Kao Kineza artist Bora Čorba
Kada Bi Bilo Srba Kao Kineza
If Serbs are like the Chinese
Kad bi bilo Srba kao Kineza
If the Serbs were like the Chinese
Niko ne bi smeo da nas zeza
No one would dare to make fun of us!
Strepeo bi svet i okolina
The world and its surroundings* would tremble
Od Srbije, po imenu Kina
From Serbia, named China!
A Srbija samim tim
Serbia itself
Ne bi bila pičkin dim
Not a piece of cake**
Kad bi bila Srbija ko Kina
If Serbia was like China
Da je ista radna disciplina
With the same work discipline
Imali bi oružja kao blata
The weapons they carry are like clay
Korisnoga u slučaju rata
To be useful in war
Srbija je, a zove se Kina
Serbia, if it were like China
Svud bi bilo rakije i vina
Brandy and wine everywhere!
Njujork bi se zvao Hirošima
New York would be Hiroshima
Da atomsku bombu Srbin ima
If the Serbs had the atomic bomb
Ima nešto što me mnogo brine
One thing that worries me
Sjebali bi Srbi dve, tri Kine
The Serbs will fuck up*** two or three Chinese
Kad bi bilo Srba ko Kineza
If the Serbs were like the Chinese
Ceo svet bi uhvatila jeza
The whole world would be afraid
U Srbiji dimenzije Kine
If Serbia had the dimensions of China
Mnogo Srba, ima ko da gine
Many Serbs, some of them would die
Srbija bi bila
Serbia will get
Nuklearna sila
Nuclear power!
A Srbija, ma koliko mala
Serbia, no matter how small,
Ima više od Kine budala
There are more idiots than in China!
Kol'ka bi tek bila veličina
How big will that be?
Kad bi bila Srbija ko Kina
When Serbia is like China!