Translation of the song Rijaliti artist Dubioza Kolektiv

Na pijaci sam jučer prod'o kravu i traktor

Yesterday at the market I sold a cow and a tractor

Da mogu da se prijavim na onaj X-faktor

So that I could sign up to that 'X-Factor'

Zbogom poljoprivredi kajmaku i palenti

Goodbye agriculture, *kajmak and palenta

Odoh i ja majko tamo gdje su talenti

Mum, I'm going where the stars also go

Zaboraviću štale i domaću hranu

I'll forget the barns and homemade food

Sad će raja da me gleda na malom ekranu

Now my friends will watch me on the small screen

A cijenjeni će žiri prepoznat' vrlo vješto

And the celebrated jury will skilfully recognise

Da imam neku žicu, da imam ono nešto

That I have a gift, that I have that **special something

Ja imam ono nešto. Ja imam ono nešto

I have that special something. I have that special something.

Rekao sam zbogom zemljoradničkim mukama

I said goodbye to farmers' worries

Od mikrofona neću dobit' žuljeve na rukama

I won't get blisters on my hands from a microphone

Na estradnom nebu svima sunce sija

In musical heaven the sun shines for everyone

Kad zvijezda možeš biti ti što ne bi mog'o i ja?

If you can be a star then why shouldn't I?

Preseliću se u grad živjeću u stanu

I'll move to the city, I'll live in a flat

Gledaće me cijela Bosna na svakom kanalu

All of Bosnia will watch me on every channel

A cijenjeni će žiri prepoznat' vrlo vješto

And the celebrated jury will skilfully recognise

Da imam neku žicu, da imam ono nešto

That I have a gift, that I have that special something

Ja imam ono nešto. Ja imam ono nešto

I have that special something. I have that special something.

Nemoj mala plakati niti za mnom žaliti

Don't cry little girl, don't miss me

Neću ti se vratiti odo' u rijaliti

I won't come back to you, I'm going to reality

Nemoj mala plakati niti za mnom žaliti

Don't cry little girl, don't miss me

Neću ti se vratiti odo' u rijaliti

I won't come back to you, I'm going to reality

O-o! Odo' u rijaliti! (x8)

O-o! I'm going to reality! [x8]

Ne treba vam stranka ni omiljena partija

You don't need a side or a favourite party

Glasajte za mene to je demokratija

Vote for me, that's democracy

S jednim sms-om ti mi omogući

With just one SMS you'll also make

Da i moje lice poznato ti zvuči

My face sound familiar to you

Postaću ja popularan nikad nije kasno

I'll become popular, it's never too late

Sa tv-a pozdravljaću svoje selo glasno

From the TV I'll loudly greet my village

Maksuz selam rodbini i svima što me znaju

***Maksuz selam to my family and everyone who knows me

Hej Bosno, Bosno, rodni kraju

Hey Bosnia, Bosnia, my birthplace!

O-o! Odo' u rijaliti! (x8)

O-o! I'm going to reality! [x8]

U svakom rijalitiju ja bih dobro proš'o

I'd do well in every reality

Al' na farmu ne idem otamo sam doš'o

But I won't go to the farm, that's where I came from