Translation of the song Um klade valja artist Dubioza Kolektiv

I kad završiš fakultet opet moras dati guze

Even after you graduate you have to give some pussy again

može i drugačije za one neprivlačnije

but there is another way for those less attractive

tada ćeš i zadnju marku da izvučeš

then you will draw out even your last marka1

za kovertu para veza se povuče

for an envelope [full] of money a connection is pulled

Šta se sve rodi u mutnoj vodi?

What all is born in turbid water?

Dok učiš da plivaš taj moto te vodi

While you learn how to swim you're guided by that motto

naš mentalitet ima jedan kvalitet

our mentality has one quality

da te jebe u zdrav mozak sve dok ima imunitet

to fuck your proper brain2 while they have immunity

Džaba ti škola, s njom možeš da se pariš

Your school[ing] is useless, with it you can [only] vaporize

džaba ti fakultet, na birou ćeš da stariš

Your college is useless, you'll grow old at the [employment] office

džaba diploma, na zid da je staviš

Useless is [your] diploma, [you can only] put it on the wall

džaba ti sve dok ne otvoriš novčanik

Everything is useless until you open up your purse

Bez obzira da l' sistem zvao se komunizam

No matter if the system is called communism

slobodno tržište, kapitalizam

[or] free market, [and] capitalism

jedna je konstanta jako relevantna

one constant is very relevant

ovdje uvijek vlada vječni nepotizam

here rules eternal nepotism

Pola milijuna na birou

Half a milion at the [employement] office

šta treba da se desi da se pameti dozovu?

what needs to happen for them to get to their senses?

Torovi su puni, ovce su na broju

The pens are full, the sheeps are all there

a one samo šute i čekaju svoju

and they just keep silent and wait for their own

Ref. 3x

Chorus 3x

Um klade valja, štela caruje

Brains roll logs, štela rules3

pos'o ćeš da dobiješ kad masno daruješ

you'll find a job once you make hefty gifts

ponovo da platiš sve što te sljeduje

to pay again everything that ensues you

budi dio stada, za to se opredjeljuješ

be a part of the herd, that's what you opt for

Ko će kome - k'o svoj svome?

Who will [do for] you like someone you know?

Može i bez škole

You may [be appointed] even without school

može bez diplome

you may [be appointed] without diploma

a onda kud koji mili moji?

and then what my dears?

Za sve one bez štele tarifa postoji

For all those without štela there is a tariff

Krv nije voda, ruka ruku mije

Blood is thicker than water, one hand washes the other

tako biti će i sutra

that's how it will be tomorrow

tako bilo je i prije

that's how it was before too

zakon i pravda, to vode ne pije

law and justice, that doesn't drink water4

moje pleme, moj rod, nitko dirati ne smije

my tribe, my kin, may touch no one

Zaustaljena praksa ima svoj identitet

The consistent praxis has its identity

mito i korupcija njen glavni su epitet

bribes and corruption are its main epithet

naš mentalitet ima jedan kvalitet

our mentality has one quality

da te jebe u zdrav mozak sve dok ima imunitet

to fuck your proper brain while they have immunity