El otro día por ejemplo mi mujer me dijo una cosa que no me gustó. Me dijo que yo le había dicho una cosa que yo jamás le diría, ni a ella ni a nadie. Porque yo lo que le había dicho era otra cosa, yo le había dicho “decime: qué fue lo que te dije, yo. ¿Me decís, lo que te dije?”. Y yo no me acordaba de lo que le había dicho, pero ella se pensó que yo se lo decía como reproche, y entonces me dijo “¡qué decís! ¡pero escucha un poco lo que estás diciendo!”. Entonces yo le dije “y qué te estoy diciendo, si no dije nada”. Y ella se quedó muda, sin decir nada. A lo que yo le dije “decime algo, por favor”. Ella siguió callada y yo le dije “no me digas que no vas a decir más nada”. Y ella no dijo que no fuera a decir más nada, pero tampoco dijo nada más. Y yo le pregunté “¿no decís nada?”. Y como no decía nada, le dije “qué te dije: te dije, que no ibas a decir nada”. Y ahí me dijo que no iba a decir más nada que lo que estaba diciendo en ese momento. Y yo, escéptico, le dije “no me digas”. Y ella me lo dijo de nuevo. Entonces yo le dije que ella, al decir de nuevo que no iba a decir nada, se estaba contradiciendo, y ella me dijo “por qué; qué dije”. Y yo le dije lo que ella había dicho, pero ella pensó que eso era algo que yo le estaba diciendo a ella, y me dijo cosas que a mí nadie puede decir. Yo, para asegurarme de lo que me había dicho, le dije “qué querés decir”. Y ella, con otras palabras, me dijo lo mismo. Y enseguida me dijo también “¿ves, ves como no me contradigo? Te dije lo mismo que te había dicho recién”. Y yo le dije “pero decime una cosa: ¿qué estás diciendo? Porque con eso no me decís nada”. “Entonces si ya sabés lo que te digo no me preguntes qué te dije”, me dijo ella. Y yo le dije que no me dijera eso. Ella me dijo que bueno, que me iba a decir otra cosa. Y entonces fue que me dijo algo que no me gustó. Pero yo no se lo dije. Me guardé de decirselo, por una cuestión de… no sé… cómo te puedo decir? Es que hay que cosas que no se dicen. Yo digo ¿no? Digo yo, no sé. Sé que hay un dicho, para decir esto, pero yo no lo sé decir. Qué querés que te diga.
The other day for example my wife said to me a thing I didn't like. She said that I said a thing that I would never say to her or anybody. Because what I said was something else, I said to her: say to me: what was the thing I said. Can you say what I said?. And I didn't remember what I said to her, but she thought that I said it as a reproach, so she said what do you say! but listen to what you're saying! Then I said what am I saying, if I didn't say a thing. And she remained silent, without saying a thing. To which I said say something, please. She remained quiet and I said don't say you won't say anything else. And she didn't say that she wouldn't say anything else, but she didn't say anything else either. And I asked her don't you say a thing?. And as she didn't say a thing, I said I said it: I said, that you wouldn't say a thing. And then she said that she wasn't going to say anything else apart from what she was saying in that time. And me, skeptic, I said you don't say. And she said it to me again. Then I said that she, by saying again that she wasn't going to say a thing, she was contradicting herself, and she said why; what did I say. And I said what she had said, but she thought that it was something that I was saying to her, and she said to me things that nobody can say to me. Me, for being sure of what she said, I said what do you say. And she, with other words, said the same. And immediately she also said you see, you see how I don't contradict myself? I said the same thing I said to you recently. And I said but say something: what are you saying? Because you don't say anything with that. Then if you know what I say don't ask me what did I say, she said. And I said to her to not say that to me. She said OK, that she was going to say something else. And then it happened that she said something I didn't like. But I didn't say it to her. I kept from saying it, by a matter of... I don't know... how can I say it? Is that there are things that can't be said. I say, right? I say, I don't know. I know there's a saying, to say this, but I don't know how to say it. What do you want me to say.