Translation of the song Despedida de soltero artist Leo Masliah

Despedida de soltero de un compañero.

Bachelor party of a fellow

Tango va botella viene. Vestite mal que te conviene.

Tango goes bottle comes. Wear poorly that is good for you.

Tenemos la huevera en la heladera,

We have the egg box in the fridge,

un balde de mezcla fina y dos tarros de vaselina.

a bucket of fine blend and two jars of vaseline.

Los estudiantes cantaban y lo miraban

The students were singing and looking at him

justo con la magdalena, con esa que estaba tan buena.

just with Magdalena, the one who was so good looking.

Ya viene el picadillo, algo sencillo.

Here comes the snack, something simple.

La comida no interesa, estamos todos en la mesa.

The food is not interesting, we're all in the table.

Habló el homenajeado emocionado.

The honored spoke excited.

Más de uno se reía y más de dos lo interrumpían.

More than one was laughing and more than two were interrupting him.

Los estudiantes cantaban y lo cargaban.

The students were singing and ragging on him.

Lo mojaban con engrudo y lo trataban de cornudo.

They got him wet with paste and treated him as cuckold.

Algunos se mamaban. Otros bailaban.

Some were getting drunk. Others were dancing.

Y el rogaba al Dios del cielo que no le cortaran el pelo.

And he was begging to God to not let them cut his hair.

Si más se emborrachaban, más lo cachaban.

The more they got drunk, the more they messed him.

Y en el saco le escribían cualquier clase de groserías.

And on the suit they were writing any kind of rude words.

Los estudiantes cantaban y lo llevaban

The students were singing and taking him

de pesados para afuera para que la gente lo viera.

outside by force for the people to see him.

Bancaba la tacada, como si nada.

He bore the shots, like nothing.

Era claro que algún día a otro ya le tocaría.

It was clear that someone would have it another day.

Lo dieron contra el piso y aunque no quiso,

They hit him against the floor and though he didn't want it,

lo dejaron sin la ropa y le gritaron Opa, Opa.

they left him without clothes and yelled Opa, Opa.

Los estudiantes cantaban y le pegaban.

The students were singing and beating him.

Si se te ocurrió casarte, entonces no podés quejarte.

If you thought of getting married, then you can't complain.

Llenaron su cabeza de arena gruesa,

They filled his head with coarse sand

le tiraron agua helada y lo agarraron a patadas.

they threw cold water at him and kick the hell out of him.

A darle pa' tabaco pensaba Paco.

Paco thought Let's give him hard.

Y aunque oyó gritar Socorro, le dio como adentro de un gorro.

And though he heard him yell help, he gave him a good beating.

Los estudiantes cantaban y lo mataban.

The students were singing and killing him.

Si querés casarte ahora. La Magdalena llora y llora.

If you want it, get married now. Magdalena is crying.