Den schlagfertigen Schmiedehammer
The Hammer always drove a hummer
traf schlagartig der Katzenjammer.
But was hungover one summer
Doch hat Gewalt er stets vermieden,
He kept his cool, was always peaceful
wollt' lieber Zukunftspläne schmieden
When hammering was always graceful
in des Verschlages dunkler Kammer.
But he retired - what a bummer!