Translation of the song Kdyby ženský nebyly artist Kabát

Kdyby ženský nebyly

If women didn't exist

chlapi by se nemyli

Men wouldn't wash themselves

od rána až do noci

From morning till night

lachtany si honili

They'd wank off their sea lions

Ale že ty ženský jsou

But women are like that

jak blázni se vo ně rvou

They fight for themselves like crazy

kvůli nim je všechno zlo

All evil exists because of them

chlapi za nic nemůžou

Nothing is men's fault

Tak už si uvědomte

So finally get it !!

že je to všechno kvůli vám

That everything is because of YOU!!

Kvůli vám chlap začne klidně vodu pít

You women can make a man gladly give up alcohol for water

jen kvůli vám, to je co říct

Just because of you, that's the awesome power you have

Kvůli vám udělá co budete chtít

Because of you, he'll do anything you want

jen kvůli vám, co chcete víc?

Only because of you, what more do you want?

Chlapi my tu bejt sami

If we men were here alone

jo to bysme chlastali

Yeah we'd booze

od rána až do noci

From morning till night

a do práce nevstali

And wouldn't get up to work

Nebyly by žádný hádky

There would be no arguments

já nevěřim na pohádky

I don't believe in fairy tales

kdyby tu s náma nebyly

If they weren't here with us

to bysme se nudili

We'd be so bored

Tak už si uvědomte

So finally get it !!

že je to všechno kvůli vám

That everything is because of YOU!!