Když je v módě bílá
When white is in fashion,
tak to mám černou rád
then I like black.
lidi držej smutek
People mourn,
já se začnu radovat
I begin to rejoice.
A jak zpívaj v duru
And as soon as they sing in major,
hned nasadim moll
I start with minor.
proto někdy použijou
That's why they sometimes use
pálku na baseball
a baseball bat.
Víte jak to bolí
Do you know how it hurts
baseballovou holí
to be hit with a baseball bat?
to si potom člověk
Then the person can
zvykne na cokoli
get used to anything.
Když jde někdo vlevo
When someone goes to the left,
ženu se doprava
I rush to the right*.
kdejakej rudej přízrak
Every red** spook
mi za to nadává
tells me off for that.
Vy dva kroky vpřed
You take two steps forward,
já dva kroky vzad
I take two steps back.
dochází vám asi
I guess you begin to realize
proč mě nikdo nemá rád
why nobody likes me.
Víte jak to bolí
Do you know how it hurts
baseballovou holí
to be hit with a baseball bat?
to si potom člověk
Then the person can
zvykne na cokoli
get used to anything.
Tohleto mám za to
That's the price I pay.
jak když stoupá jako rtuť
Just like the mercury rises.
to se ví že moje holka
Of course, my girl
zrovna nemá chuť
just has no desire.
Ať si přijde žebrat
I'll make her come begging to me.
mý né jí vodradí
But my no will put her off.
s tím rozdílem
Except that
že vona si vždycky poradí
she always manages everything.
Víte jak to bolí
Do you know how it hurts
baseballovou holí
to be hit with a baseball bat?
to si potom holka
Then the girl can
zvykne na cokoliv
get used to anything.