Translation of the song Ya ne znayu kak u vas-9 artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)

Я не знаю, как у вас,

I don't know about your place,

А у нас в Бразилии

But in our great Brazil

Нипочем бы на двоих

With just two men face-to-face

Не сообразили вы

You could never drink for three.1