Translation of the song Бритни Спирс artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)

Бритни Спирс трусов не носит,

Britney Spears stopped wearing panties,

Говорит - депрессия.

Saying it's depression cry.

Если милый мой попросит,

If my beau peeks at my fanny,

Выбью глаз на месте я.

Right there I'll gouge out his eye!