Translation of the song Вспоминаю пианиста artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)

Вспоминаю пианиста

When remembering the pianist,

И всегда один момент:

Just one moment comes to mind:

Как хватал меня за сиськи

When he grabbed my boobs in earnest,

И валил на инструмент.

Dropped me on his tool with sleight.