Translation of the song К милке я зашёл намедни artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)

К милке я зашёл намедни

To my sweetheart I went lately

Покалякать до обедни,

To discuss some matters straightly,

Но беседовать не смог:

But I couldn't have a talk:

Я с двух палок занемог.

Two bangs and I had to balk!