Translation of the song Мимо дома агронома artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)

Мимо дома агронома

Past the house of land surveyor

Я без шуток не хожу -

I don't go without a hoax:

То в толчок набью соломы,

I would stuff his john with wet straw,

То хрен в дырку посажу.

Plant horseradish in the hole.