Translation of the song Мой любимый старый хрыч artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)
Russian
Мой любимый старый хрыч
English translation
My Beloved Mate, My Old Fart
Мой любимый старый хрыч
My beloved mate, my old fart
Приобрёл себе «Москвич».
Bought himself a Chevy cart.
Налетел на тягача –
After he has hit a truck,
Ни хрыча, ни «Москвича»!
Neither car's left, nor the schmuck!