Translation of the song Мы с Иваном Кузьмичом... artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)

Мы с Иваном Кузьмичом

I and my best buddy Mark

Работали на дизеле.

Were working on a diesel truck.

Он мудак - и я мудак

We are both as thick as bark,

И у нас дизель спиздили...

'Cause someone stole our diesel truck.