Translation of the song На дворе мороз трескучий... artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)

На дворе мороз трескучий,

Bitter cold and gloomy gray sky,

А в кармане - ничего!

Nothing's in my pocket, nope!

Хуй стоит на всякий случай

Dick is hard though, just in case I

Вся надежда на него.

Need it, it's my only hope!