Translation of the song Наша Таня типа плачет artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)

Наша Таня типа плачет,

Our Polly's kinda crying,

Уронила типа мячик.

She must've dropped a ball while playing.

Нет бы ей прикинуть дуре -

Foolish girl: she could have figured,

Не утонет он в натуре!

Ball would not sink in the river!