Translation of the song Пароход уперся в берег artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)
Russian
Пароход уперся в берег
English translation
Steamboat Pushed Onshore...
Пароход уперся в берег,
Steamboat pushed onshore. Disaster!
Капитан кричит: Вперед!
Captain yells: Full steam ahead!
Как такому распиздяю
How is such dick-head entrusted
Доверяют пароход?
With the steamboat? We'll be dead!