Translation of the song Полюбила водолаза artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)

Полюбила водолаза,

Fell in love with rescue diver,

С ним мучение одно:

Never had such grief before:

Приглашает на свиданье,

He invites to date him either

То на берег, то на дно.

On sea bottom or sea shore.