Translation of the song Попросила Николая artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)
Russian
Попросила Николая
English translation
I Have Asked My Boyfriend Peter
Попросила Николая:
I have asked my boyfriend Peter:
“Ты побрей-ка бороду.”
Why don't you shave your long beard?
Он побрил мою манду -
He has shaved my giant beaver,
Ни к селу ни к городу.
Which I still find really weird.