Translation of the song Тут траншея, там канава artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)

Тут траншея, там канава…

Here's a ditch and there's low ground...

Как пройти - не знаю, право.

I don't know the way around.

Не война идет у нас -

We are not at war, calm down!

То в село проводят газ!

Gas line's being laid to town!