Translation of the song Я нашла заначку мужа artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)

Я нашла заначку мужа

I've discovered hubby's cash stash

И купила сапоги.

And have bought myself high boots.

Больше мне они не нужны -

I no longer need them (hot flash!),

Он мне вырвал две ноги.

He's torn off my legs with roots!