Translation of the song Я у дерева, у вяза artist Chastushki (Russian Ditties & Limericks)

Я у дерева, у вяза

By the elm tree near pines

Полюбил тебя три раза,

I made love to you three times,

А у ёлки - раза два,

But just two times under pines,

Да и то едва-едва!

My tool too needs rest sometimes!