Translation of the song ヘラってなんぼ！ artist Takayan
ヘラってなんぼ！
Sinking Is Better!
へいがーる！女はヘラってなんぼ！
Hey girl! Being sick!! So what?!
陰湿や生理痛 降りかかる難航
Can never get rid of gloom and menstrual cramps.
切った手首 オロナイン軟膏
Cut wrist covered with Oronine Ointment.
「結局切ったの恥ずかしくなるよ」
Ahh, I cut again.. How embarrassing...
心配しないで、メンヘラはかあいいよ
Don't worry, Menhera are cute.
ヘラるのは繊細でめっちゃ愛らしいよ
Sick girls are delicate and very adorable.
好きな人に一途でかっこいいよ
Love the only one in earnest, so cool!
病むことに病まなくて良いの。
No need to be sick about being sick.
ちょい口と性格 悪い所もいいのに
A bit of profane and poor personality, it fine.
顔 可愛く見えるの ばりヤバいやん！？
Why are you so cute, OMFG!?
表は芸人で心はヘボ
Looks like an entertainer, in fact just an ordinary girl.
内緒でたばことストロングゼロ
Take cigarettes and Strong Zero, secretly.
割れた携帯から幸せの連鎖
Chain of happiness from the cracked phone.
今日推しの現場だ ダチとすたんどあっぷ！
Went to my idol's live show today! High five and stand up!!
量産 似合う女になりたい
Want to be a mass-produced-girl who looks good and match you.
おおきくなったら 整形 しまくりたぴ！
After I've grown up, one way trip to endless cosmetic surgeries!
気になる人の視線 リツイート いいね
Gain attention of interested person, through Retweet & Like.
人生に真剣 かあいいの極み「MCM」
Taking life seriously. The ultimate cuteness, MCM.
もう死にたいけど生きたいなぁ
Already want to die but still want to live.
死後の世界がどんなか知りたいなぁ・・・。
Want to know about the world after death...
ねぇ、待って！待って！無理！無理！死ぬの早い！
Hey, hold on! Wait! No! Please don't! Too early for you to die!
悩んで 可愛い目指す 君 美しい
Aim to be cute while worrying. You are wonderful!
貢いでるん？なら逆に貢いでたい
Are you contributing? On the contrary, I want to contribute my love for you.
ってか使う顔文字 死ぬほどかわいい！
The emoji you use, so cute that I could die!
うつもじがひらがなで
How you write depression online, D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I-O-N-.
ねんれいきいたらさんさいじ
Spelled it like a 3-year-old kid.
すきなひと ちぇきとったら
Take a Polaroid with the one you like.
ぜっさん こきゅうこんなんに
Feel too good and caused difficulty in breathing.
つつみこんだ ぴんく
Bunch of pink and cute stuffs.
へあぴんまいめろ くろみはっす
Uses barrettes with My Melody and Kuromi.
ふぁっしょんめんへら ええやん
Menhera's sense of fashion, perfect.
めんへら じたい じっさいふぁっしょん
I meant to say, Menhera itself is a fashion trend.
メンヘラの聖地 歌舞伎町
Red-light district, the Holy Land of Menhera.
ららら グッチの帽子 被り行こう
La-la-la. Let's go there with my Gucci hat.
今夜も楽しいパーティの始まりよ
Let's starts the fun party again tonight.
集団で手繋いで 仲良くリスカしよう
Let's be friends, and cut our wrist together!!
へいがーる！女はヘラってなんぼ！
Hey girl! Being sick!! So what?!
陰湿や生理痛 降りかかる難航
Can never get rid of gloom and menstrual cramps.
切った手首 オロナイン軟膏
Cut wrist covered with Oronine Ointment.
「結局切ったの恥ずかしくなるよ」
Ahh, I cut again.. How embarrassing...
心配しないで、メンヘラはかあいいよ
Don't worry, Menhera are cute.
ヘラるのは繊細でめっちゃ愛らしいよ
Sick girls are delicate and very adorable.
好きな人に一途でかっこいいよ
Love the only one in earnest, so cool!
病むことに病まなくて良いの。
No need to be sick about being sick.
日々連なる 傷や涙
Wounds and tears, our daily routine.
小さい頃の元気なら死んだ
Was energetic when I was a kid, but she died.
早く光る自分に会いたい
Desperately wants to see myself shining.
笑えてるから全て「まぁいっか」
As I'm still laughing, Let it go.. towards everything.
起きたらすぐに過ぎる時計の針
Clock's ticking since I woke up.
良い方向に向かってるか分からない
Have no idea if I'm on the right track.
いちいち 他人の意見はくだらない
Their opinions are all dumb and stupid.
大丈夫、生きてるならさ不満はない
Okay, no complain as long as I'm still alive.
そのままで そのままで
Keep it up. Keep it up.
限界まで突っ走るその身体
Push our body to the limit.
いつかの青春よりカッコついてる
Our youth have limit and will end soon.
少なくとも僕からは 箔付いてる
At least in my opinion, you shines like a diamond.
そのままで そのままで
Keep it up. Keep it up.
悲劇のヒロイン気取って病みソング聴いてる
The tragic heroine who listen to sick songs.
まあそっちでも かわいいし絵になる
Anyways, you're still cute. A piece of art.
理不尽 矛盾の世界に立ち向かう！
Face the world of unreasonable and contradiction, head-to-head!
へいがーる！女はヘラってなんぼ！
Hey girl! Being sick!! So what?!
陰湿や生理痛 降りかかる難航
Can never get rid of gloom and menstrual cramps.
切った手首 オロナイン軟膏
Cut wrist covered with Oronine Ointment.
「結局切ったの恥ずかしくなるよ」
Ahh, I cut again.. How embarrassing...
心配しないで、メンヘラはかあいいよ
Don't worry, Menhera are cute.
ヘラるのは繊細でめっちゃ愛らしいよ
Sick girls are delicate and very adorable.
好きな人に一途でかっこいいよ
Love the only one in earnest, so cool!
病むことに病まなくて良いの。
No need to be sick about being sick.