Translation of the song マジで顔面リセットしてえ artist Takayan
マジで顔面リセットしてえ
I hate my face
性格に全振りをしたって
All I have is my personality.
整った顔のアイツに越される
Those handsome face beats me so easily.
おーまいがー！生まれ死ぬまでモブ
OMG! Indifferent person, since born and until I die.
○ねよ 剥ぎ取って 自分の顔に貼りたい
Go to hell! I want to peel it off and put it on my face.
周りに見せれる顔じゃねえ
Not a face which can show around.
まず、浮腫んだ日は○ンパンマンより酷ぇ
Firstly, days with the puffy face, I look poorer than Anpanman.
ググってメモってはダイエット企画！
Take notes from google search result, my diet project!
でも脳内 理想の自分は 七日後に消える
But the ideal self in my brain, disappears after seven days.
って、そもそも 痩せても顔ずっとモルモット
Well, even I've lose weight, the face still looks like a marmot.
はいはい 似てるけど動物の名前のあだ名は聞き飽きてんぞ
OK fine, we looks alike. But I'm tired of hearing nicknames about that animal.
有名人の配信を眺め アンチコメントで辛さ誤魔化し
Watch celebrity's live streams, deceive my pain with hate speech.
ウゼぇ奴の質問箱で 超最低な悪口を書き
Profane words and phrases, to that annoying people’s question box.
性格もうんこ並み 腐ってるさ
My character, it’s just a piece of rotten shit.
心地良い 居場所も鍵垢だけさ
The only place I feel comfortable, my private account.
絵文字の名前でフォロワー0人だ
With an emoji name and 0 followers.
孤独でいいけど もう寂しいんだ！
I'm fine being alone, but I'm too lonely now!
夢失っては 落魄れてく僕ら
Lost my dreams, fallen.
この顔面と棺桶まで Long run
Carry this face until the coffin. Long run.
君が気にするほど周りは気にしないさ...(?)
The more you care about yourself, the less people cares about you... (?)
「本当に大事なのは性格じゃん？」
The most important thing is your personality, right?
黙れよバカ 嘘ばっかの兄ちゃん
Shut up, dumb ass. Liar boi.
お世辞まみれで 終わった！＾＾ 明日も。
Flattery all the way down! I’m done ^^! Repeats tomorrow.
性格に全振りをしたって
All I have is my personality.
整った顔のアイツに越される
Those handsome face beats me so easily.
おーまいがー！生まれ死ぬまでモブ
OMG! Indifferent person, since born and until I die.
○ねよ 剥ぎ取って 自分の顔に貼りたい
Go to hell! I want to peel it off and put it on my face.
(いくらあの人を愛したって)
(No matter how much you love that person,)
(友達と思ってたクソゴミに取られる)
(Thought we are friends, but just a fucking trash in their eyes.)
おーまいがー！生まれ死ぬまでモブ！
OMG! Indifferent person, since born and until I die.
○ねよ！ 剥ぎ取って 自分の顔に貼りたい；；
Go to hell!!! I want to peel it off and put it on my face.； ；