Felix1 e un motan
Felix is a tomcat
Obsedat de ciolan
obsessed with the bone
Are-n dotare
He has with him
Şi colţi şi gheare
even teeth and claws
Plus un dosar barosan
plus a big brief
Are în ascendent
He's got as ascending
Blînda planeta Crescent2
the planet Crescent
Luceferi discreţi
discreet lucksters
Pe epoleţi
on his epauletts
Şi-un horoscop contondent
and a blut horoscope
Motanul turnător
you sneaky tomcat
Patron de televizor
TV boss.
Felix are partid
Felix has a party
Conservator şi timid
conservatory and shy
D-aia, fireşte,
That's why, of course,
Doar el vorbeşte
he's the only taking
Cu toate antenele3-n vid
with his Antennas in the air
Are Jurnal Naţional4
He has a National newspaper
Da' se poartă medieval
but he acts middle-aged
Nu zi că nu, că
Don't say he ain't
Pînă şi Tucă5
because even Tucă
A încasat-o frontal
got it bad.
Motan romanticos6
romantic tomcat
Ne torni atît de frumos !
you sneak us so nicely
Felix nu-i singurel
Felix is not alone
Mai sînt mulţi cotoi la fel
There are more cats like him
Dar cine are
but the one who has
Acces la dosare
the acces to the briefs
Le ţine doar pentru el
keeps them just to himself.
Din ce s-a des conspirat7
Of all that was discovered
Numai trei nume-am aflat :
i found only three of them:
Jazzmanul Rică
The jazzman Rică
Şi Felix - cel mai înfoiat
and Felix - the most flatulent
Motan mărunt şi chel
You little bald tomcat
Eşti turnătorul model
You are the top sneaker!