Translation of the song O sută de ani artist Alexandru Andrieș

De-o sută de ani nu mi-ai mai scris nimic,

You haven't written to me for a hundred years

În cutia de scrisori am găsit un pitic,

I found a dwarf in my mailbox,

Mi-a zis Nene, nu te supăra

Telling me: Man, don't get angry,

Vreau şi eu să am căsuţa mea

But I want to have my own house, too

Şi-aici mi-e bine,

I feel okay in here as well

Lasă-mă şi pe mine

Just let me

Să stau cu tine.

Live with you

De-o sută de ani nu mi-ai mai dat telefon,

You haven't called me for a hundred years,

Am găsit firul rupt şi-aparatul mutat în balcon,

I found that the cord was torn and the device had been moved to the balcony

Lîngă el stătea un şoricel...

There was a mouse resting by it

M-am şi jucat cu el niţel,

I played with him for a while

Avea ochii mici

His eyes were small

Şi bot de arici,

His nose was like that of a hedgehog

E pe-undeva pe-aici.

Now he's hiding somewhere in the house

Am şapte nasturi în plus,

I've got seven extra buttons

Şi nu ştiu unde i-am pus !

And I don't know where I left them!

Unde or fi ?...

Where could they be? ...

De-o sută de ani nu te-am mai văzut

I haven't seen you for a hundred years

Şi pozele cu tine, toate au dispărut,

And the pictures of you, well they're all gone

Cred că le-a furat pisica mea...

I think it's my cat that's stolen them

Zău, e foarte geloasă pe dumneata,

Really, she's very jealous of you

Le-a rupt cu dinţii,

She tore them with her fangs

Nu-i cunosc părinţii,

I don't know who her parents are,

Dar o-njur de toţi sfinţii !

But I mention all saints when swearing at her!