Translation of the song 大笨钟 artist Jay Chou

Chinese

大笨钟

English translation

Big Ben

你说我比大笨钟还笨要怎么比

You say I'm stupider than Big Ben1,How can you compare

吵架我太安静钟至少还有声音

When we argue I'm too quiet, at least with a clock there's a bit of sound

要我离开我早就打包好行李

You want me to leave, I've packed my bags already

喝完这杯咖啡我就走答应你

After I finish drinking this coffee I'll leave I promise you

过这么久怎么还没叫我还你DVD

It's been so long how come you haven't asked me to return your DVD

再不打给我我就不打算追回你

If you don't call me, I don't plan on getting you back

我走在你喜欢的电影场景里

I walk in the location of the movie you like

你却不在我想要的场景里

Yet you are not in the location that I want

耍什么嘴硬耍耍什么嘴硬

Why are you trying to be stubborn about it,why are you trying to be stubborn about it?

有什么毛病有有什么毛病

Are you ill, are you ill?

我很大器我没你小气

I've got a lot of talent, I'm not petty like you

我会原谅你你仔细听

I will forgive you, listen closely

我从未爱过你怎么会想念你

I've never loved you,how can I miss you?

发什么神经有理说不清

Stop acting crazy, you've got reasons but you can't state them clearly

只是脑袋还不清醒

It's just that you're not fully awake yet

其实还爱着你其实还想着你 Yeah～

Actually I'm still loving you,actually I'm still thinking of you yeah ~

请你别太得意

Please don't look so pleased with yourself!