Translation of the song 自導自演 (Zì dǎo zì yǎn) [Self Directed Act] artist Jay Chou
自導自演 (Zì dǎo zì yǎn) [Self Directed Act]
Self Directed and Acted
巷口甩尾甩開了過去的熟悉
Wounds of the past are familiar with bypassing the tail flick.
照後鏡的妳比腦海清晰
Rear mirror of your mind is clearer.
妳我距離就像打滑和那飄移
After slipping away from you and I like the drift.
差很遠但看似很接近
But very close to the long-term.
車燈閃了一下代表我還在意
Lights flashed on my behalf also care about.
被我看見妳上他的車這麼不小心
I saw you were on his car so careless.
喇叭按了二聲代表我會離去
Speaker,two reports by the representative I will leave.
妳放心我理解這遊戲
Don't worry,I understand this game.
呼嘯而過的引擎聲
Whistling sound of the engine,
是妳最討厭的旋律
Is your most annoying melody.
穿梭在城市中 變成一首幻想曲
Shuttle in the city to become a Fantasy
一邊瘋狂紀錄一邊璀璨的忘記（忘記忘記忘記忘記）
Crazy side while chasing short season record
妳發脾氣甩上車門香味留在車裡
You sound so angry to say I don't stay here
對不起要走可以關門別太大力
Don't be too strongly can be closed sorry bade
用點心妳說不是用來吃的點心
To your heart, you aren't using this snack
冰淇淋溶化了謊言在妳身邊的美麗
Expansion of the ice cream melted in the beauty around you
沒有了雨雨刷還是不停左右
Start your wipers don't get the wrong stop.
就像回憶開始對我揮了揮手
I waved like a memory or on a hand.
儀錶板轉動在猜我會不會懂
Instrument set I won't simply wait for action.
速度再快也追不回承諾
Speed chase and then quickly also promised not to return.
車窗搖下聽妳聽妳完美藉口
Roll down the window screen all air jingle jingle.
音樂開大讓我讓我假裝感動
The Open Music Let me pretend I moved.
貼心的妳不用自導自演心痛
Happy you don't have a self-Pain.
我看不懂我會更難過
I don't understand, I will be more sad.
巷口甩尾甩開了過去的熟悉
Wounds of the past are familiar with bypassing the tail flick.
照後鏡的妳比腦海清晰
Rear mirror of your mind is clearer.
妳我距離就像打滑和那飄移
After slipping away from you and I like the drift.
差很遠但看似很接近
But very close to the long-term.
車燈閃了一下代表我還在意
Lights flashed on my behalf also care about.
被我看見妳上他的車這麼不小心（不小心）
I saw you were on his car so careless(so careless).
喇叭按了二聲代表我會離去
Speaker,two reports by the representative I will leave.
妳放心我理解這遊戲
Don't worry,I understand this game.
呼嘯而過的引擎聲
The sound of an engine zipping by.
是妳最討厭的旋律
Is the melody that you detest the most.
穿梭在城市中 變成一首幻想曲
It moves around inside the city.
一邊瘋狂紀錄一邊璀璨的忘記（忘記忘記忘記忘記）
And becomes a fantasia song.
妳發脾氣甩上車門香味留在車裡
You get angry slamming the car door,your fragrance remains in the car.
對不起要走可以關門別太大力
Sorry but if you want to leave don't shut the door so hard be a bit gentle.
用點心妳說不是用來吃的點心
You say it's not Dimsum that you eat.
冰淇淋溶化了謊言在妳身邊的美麗
The ice cream melts, the beauty of the lie being beside you.
沒有了雨雨刷還是不停左右
There's no more rain but the wipers still move left and right.
就像回憶開始對我揮了揮手
Just like the memories beginning to wave at me.
儀錶板轉動在猜我會不會懂
The dashboard turns,wondering if I will understand.
速度再快也追不回承諾
Even if the speed goes faster,you can't catch up with the promise.
車窗搖下聽妳聽妳完美藉口
The window is rolled down,listening to you,listening to your perfect excuse.
音樂開大讓我讓我假裝感動
The music is turned up,allowing me,allowing me to pretend to be moved.
貼心的妳不用自導自演心痛
You're considerate, there's no need for you to direct and act out heartache yourself.
我看不懂我會更難過
If I don't understand it when watching it I'll be even sadder.
沒有了雨雨刷還是不停左右
There's no more rain but the wipers still move left and right.
就像回憶開始對我揮了揮手
Just like the memories beginning to wave at me.
儀錶板轉動在猜我會不會懂
The dashboard turns,wondering if I will understand.
速度再快也追不回承諾
Even if the speed goes faster,you can't catch up with the promise.
車窗搖下聽妳聽妳完美藉口
The window is rolled down,listening to you,listening to your perfect excuse.
音樂開大讓我讓我假裝感動
The music is turned up,allowing me,allowing me to pretend to be moved.
貼心的妳不用自導自演心痛
You're considerate, there's no need for you to direct and act out heartache yourself.
我看不懂我會更難過
If I don't understand it when watching it I'll be even sadder.