Translation of the song 陽光宅男 (Yáng guāng zhái nán) [Sunshine Nerd] artist Jay Chou

鑰匙掛腰帶 皮夾插後面口袋

Keys hanging on the belt, wallet stuffed in the back pocket

黑框的眼鏡有幾千度

Black-framed glasses that are a few thousand degrees

來海邊穿西裝褲

Wearing suit trousers at the sea side

他不在乎 我卻想哭

He doesn't care, but I want to cry

有點無助

A little bit helpless

他的樣子像剛出土的文物

His face looks like an archaeological relic that's just been unearthed

他烤肉 竟然會自帶水壺

He actually brings his own water bottle to BBQ

寫信時用漿糊

Uses glue when writing letters

走起路 一不注意 就撞樹

When he doesn't look where he's walking, he'll bump into a tree

我不想輸 就算辛苦

I don't want to lose, even if it's hard

我也要等

I will still wait

我也不能讓你再走尋常路

I cannot let you continue walking the normal path

我決定插手你的人生

I decide to intervene your life

當你的時尚顧問

Be your fashion advisor

別說你不能

Don't say you can't

哦哦

Oh oh

讓我們乘著陽光 海上衝浪

Let's go surfing in the sea under the sunshine

吸引她目光

Attract her attention

不要怕露出胸膛 流一點汗

Don't be afraid to show your chest, sweat a little

你成了型男

You became a handsome man

讓我們乘著陽光 看著遠方

Let's look far away under the sunshine

別當路人甲

Don't be a passerby

讓美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀

Make the beautiful ladies hyperventilate, lean on your shoulder

我微笑在你旁邊撐傘

I smile gently next to you and hold an umbrella for you

喔對了對女生 用心疼 約會要等

Oh, right, girls need to be loved with your heart, wait for a date

講笑話不能悶 別太冷

Jokes cannot be too boring, don't be too awkward

像我一樣 就剛好

Just like me, it''s just the right level

對愛的人 接吻要深 擁抱要真

To the one you love, kisses need to be deep, hugs need to be real

來電顯示給個甜蜜的暱稱

Save phone number in a cute nickname

穿著要個性 這只是 剛剛入門

Outfits need to have personality, this is just the basics

接下來你還要會彈琴會寫歌會雙截棍

Next you also need to know how to play the piano, write songs, and use nunchucks

頭腦清楚 不能迷糊

Keep your mind clear, cannot be confused

我要將你徹底改造基因重組大變身

I will completely change your gene combination

我決定插手你的人生

I decide to intervene your life

當你的時尚顧問

Be your fashion advisor

別說你不能

Don't say you can't

哦哦

Oh oh

讓我們乘著陽光 海上衝浪

Let's go surfing in the sea under the sunshine

吸引她目光

Attract her atrention

不要怕露出胸膛 流一點汗

Don't be afraid to show your chest, sweat a little

你成了型男

You became a handsome man

讓我們乘著陽光 看著遠方

Let's look far away under the sunshine

別當路人甲

Don't be a passerby

讓美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀

Make the beautiful ladies hyperventilate, lean on your shoulder

我微笑在你旁邊撐傘

I smile gently next to you and hold an umbrella for you

讓我們乘著陽光 海上衝浪

Let's go surfing in the sea under the sunshine

吸引她目光

Attract her attention

不要怕露出胸膛 流一點汗

Don't be afraid to show your chest, sweat a little

你成了型男

You became a handsome man

讓我們乘著陽光 看著遠方

Let's look far away under the sunshine

別當路人甲

Don't be a passerby

讓美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀

Make the beautiful ladies hyperventilate, lean on your shoulder

我微笑在你旁邊撐傘

I smile gently next to you and hold an umbrella for you