Translation of the song The Ordertaker artist Parokya ni Edgar
The Ordertaker
The Ordertaker
Waiter! Pa-order naman ako ng Porkchop
Waiter! I'll have a porkchop please
At tsaka ng dalawa ngang kanin
And two servings of rice as well
Lagyan mo na rin ng konting ketchup
Serve it with a little bit of ketchup too
Meron ba kayong chopsuey? (wala po)
Do you have chopsuey? (no sir)
Meron ba kayong Adobo? (wala rin po)
Do you have Adobo? (none as well)
Meron ba kayong Bulalo? (ubos na po)
Do you have Bulalo? (we ran out)
Meron bang kahit na ano? (wala)
Do you have anything else? (none)
Wala?!
None?!
Hoy! wala na bang ma-o
Hey! Aren't there anything to or
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
Is there anything I can order, can-order
Shet! Meron ngang menu
Shit! There's a menu but
Wala namang ma-order, oh waiter
There's nothing to order, oh waiter
Sana naman may Siopao lang man o burger
Hope there's at least siopao1 or burger
Pa-order! Pa-order! Pa-order
Order please! order please! order please
Waiter! Pa-order naman ako ng Porkchop
Waiter! I'll have a porkchop please
At tsaka ng dalawa ngang kanin
And two servings of rice as well
Lagyan mo na rin ng konting ketchup
Serve it with a little bit of ketchup too
Meron ba kayong chopsuey? (wala po)
Do you have chopsuey? (no sir)
Meron ba kayong Adobo? (wala rin po)
Do you have Adobo? (none as well)
Meron ba kayong Bulalo? (ubos na po)
Do you have Bulalo? (we ran out)
Meron bang kahit na ano? (wala)
Do you have anything else? (none)
Wala?!
None?!
Hoy! wala na bang ma-o
Hey! Aren't there anything to or
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
Is there anything I can order, can-order
Shet! Meron ngang menu
Shit! There's a menu but
Wala namang ma-order, oh waiter
There's nothing to order, oh waiter
Sana naman may Siopao man lamang o burger
Hope there's at least siopao or burger
Pa-order! Pa-order! Pa-order
Order please! order please! order please
Waiter! (Waiter!)
Waiter! (Waiter!)
Order! (Order!)
Order! (Order!)
Waiter! (Waiter!)
Waiter! (Waiter!)
Order! (Order!)
Order! (Order!)
Waiter na gwapito ano bang meron dito?
Fine young waiter what do you serve here?
Waiter na gwapito meron bang Chicken Mami
Fine young waiter is there Chicken Mami
Longsitosi, at Tapsi, Pancit, Lugaw, at Lomi
Longsitosi, Tapsi, Pancit, Lugaw, or Lomi
Tokwa't Baboy, Pares Beef, Fried Siomai
Tokwa't Baboy, Pares Beef, Fried Siomai
Gutom na talaga ako (Fried Siomai!!)
I'm really hungry now (Fried Siomai2!!)
Gutom na talaga ako......
I'm really hungry now ...
Hoy! wala na bang ma-o
Hey! Aren't there anything to or
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order
Is there anything I can order, can-order
Shet! Meron ngang menu
Shit! There's a menu but
Wala namang ma-order, oh waiter
There's nothing to order, oh waiter
Sana naman may Siopao man lamang o burger
Hope there's at least siopao or burger
Pa-order! Pa-order! Pa-order
Order please! order please! order please
lang-hiyang karindirya wala man lang pang merienda
Good for nothing eatery, can't even serve a snack
lang-hiyang karindirya wala man lang pang merienda!!
Good for nothing eatery, can't even serve a snack!!