Translation of the song Evrovizija artist Mortal Kombat

Evrovizija se sprema, ljudi su srećni

Eurovosion is preparing, people are happy

Histerija golema, retardi su večni

Huge hysteria, forever retards

Sredinom maja to je glavna tema,

Mid of May, it's the main topic,

a samo ti i ja bi hteli da je nema

but only me and you would want that it doesn't exist

Došlo je veče kada staće na tu binu

The night has come when on that stage will stand

Onaj kreten što predstavlja našu domovinu

The jerk who represents our homeland

Svi ga vole i o njemu svako danas priča,

Loved by all and talked about by everyone today,

Njegovu pesmu sluša sve od babe do mladića

Everyone from grandma to a young man listens to his song

Nije lako biti zvezda k'o što svako lupa!

It's not easy being a star, no matter what nonsense they spit!

Šminkanje od čet'ri sata za tih par minuta,

Four hours' worth of make-up during those few minutes,

Svakog dana paparaci, teretanu radi,

Paparazzi every day, he goes to the gym,

Najteže je to što mora tekst napamet znati

The hardest thing is that he has to know the song by heart

Liči mi na nekog klovna,

He looks like some kind of clown,

Puši kurac, jede govna!

He sucks dick, he eats shit!

Baš bi' hteo da ga lemam,

I'd really like to beat him up,

Jer živaca više nemam!

Because I can't take it any more!

Evrovizija mnogo ide mi na kurac,

Eurovision fucking pisses me off a lot,

Kad je odgledam ja znam zašto sam nadrkan!

When I've watched it then I know why I am pissed off,

Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja,

Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja

Kad progutaju đon, biće nam do jaja!

When they eat a sole, we'll feel freaking awesome!

Svi pogledi su uprti direktno u njega,

Everyone gazes directly at him,

Iz komandnog štaba motri Bregović, Brega,

Bregović Brega watches from the headquarters,

Dve, tri pevaljke da zabave seljake,

Two-three singing bimbos for peasants to have fun

I još po neki glumac, tek da ide mi na kurac!

And a few more actors for the sake of pissing me off!

Predstavniče naš, dal' se drogiraš?

Representative, are you on drugs?

Vraćaj se u svoju rupu, nemoj da nas brukaš!

Go back to your hole, don't embarrass us!

Na nesreću našu, pustio je prvu notu,

Unfortunately for us, he released the first note,

Uživo da gledamo bruku i sramotu!

So we are watching shame and disgrace live!

Liči mi na nekog klovna,

He looks like some kind of clown,

Puši kurac, jede govna!

He sucks dick, he eats shit!

Baš bi' hteo da ga lemam,

I'd really like to beat him up,

Jer živaca više nemam !

Because I can't take it any more!

Evrovizija mnogo ide mi na kurac,

Eurovision fucking pisses me off a lot,

Kad je odgledam ja znam zašto sam nadrkan!

When I've watched it then I know why I am pissed off,

Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja,

Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja

Kad' progutaju đon, biće nam do jaja!

When they eat a sole, we'll feel freaking awesome!

Glasanje je počelo, svima je sad frka,

Voting has begun, everyone is panicking,

Moramo pobediti da ne pukne bruka!

We must win or else we'll be embarrassed!

A našem se pevaču iskreno baš jebe,

And our singer honestly doesn't give a fuck,

Državne pare je već uzeo za sebe!

He already took the state's money for himself!

Pojačaj televizor, stručni žiri nešto kaže!

Increase the TV volume, the jury's saying something!

„...i nije nešto vaša pesma, loše su solaže!

...Your song is not that good, the solos are bad!

Bolje Mortal Kombat večeras da je svir'o,

It'd have been better if Mortal Kombat had played tonight.

K'o što Čola reče, ništa ja tu ne bi dir'o.

Just like Čola said, I'd leave it as it is.

Sad se posran vraća kući,

Now he comes back home like shit,

Sponzor će ga motkom tući!

The sponsor will beat him up with a stick!

Prebiće ga kao kera,

He'll beat him up like a dog,

Ko ga jebe, nek se tera!

Who gives a fuck about him? Screw him!

Evrovizija mnogo ide mi na kurac,

Eurovision fucking pisses me off a lot,

Kad je odgledam ja znam zašto sam nadrkan!

When I've watched it then I know why I am pissed off,

Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja,

Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja

Kad progutaju đon, biće nam do jaja!

When they eat a sole, we'll feel freaking awesome!

Evrovizija ide mi na kurčev živac,

Eurovision goes on my dick's nerve,

Kad je celu odgledam, bijem k'o Žan Klod Van Dam!

When I've watched it to the end, I fight like Jean-Claude Van Damme!

Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja,

Željko, Milan, Kon, Šerifović Maja,

Slađa, Bebi Dol, upaljač, Jugopetrol!

Slađa, Bebi Dol, a lighter, Jugopetrol!