Translation of the song Дед Максим artist Unknown Artist (Russian)

Russian

Дед Максим

English translation

Old Maxim

Вот и помер дед Максим

Here lies Old Maxim

Да и хуй остался с ним,

And his dick lies with him

Положили его в гроб,

In the coffin, he was buried

Хуй уперся в потолок.

To the ceiling, his dick hits.

Он здоровенный был мужик,

He was a very mighty man

Он на хую вертел шашлык,

He had used it as a pan

Хуем грядки он копал,

With his dick, he dug beds

Хуем грядки поливал.

With his dick, he watered them.

А соседку тётю Зину

And his neighbor, missis Zina

Он ебал через корзину,

Through the basket, he had fucked

А соседа дядю Гришу

And the neighbor, mister Grisha

Хуем кинул через крышу.

Over the roof with dick he threw.

А в гражданскую войну

Also, in the Civil War

Он спас дивизию одну.

The whole division he had saved.

Немцы наших окружили,

Germans surrounded them all,

Немцы наших перебили,

Many of them they have beaten,

А дед ширинку расстегнул,

And the old man unzips his pants,

И хуй над речкой протянул

And streches his dick over the river

Наши по хую пошли,

Ours went onto the dick,

Наши наших пронесли,

Ours made it, thanks to dick,

А за ними немцы в вспять

After that, those Germans started

Стали на хуй наступать

to retreat over the dick

Дед залупой колыхнул

Old man shaked his dickhead

Немцев в реку окунул,

Dropped those Germans to the death

А тех кто плавал по воде

Those, who raised their head

Он бил залупой по голове,

They were beaten with dickhead

После боя генерал

After the battle, general

Ему залупу целовал.

Was kissing that dickhead.

Едет поезд на Ваи,

To the VAI, the train rushes

А в нем сидят одни хуи

Only dicks are present there.

Молчите, бляди, я святой!

Shut up, bitches, I'm blessed!

Я святой!

I am blessed!

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