Translation of the song Тихо в лесу artist Unknown Artist (Russian)
Тихо в лесу
It's still in the forest
Тихо в лесу,
It's still in the forest,
Только не спит барсук —
Only the badger is awake --
Яйца свои он повесил на сук,
His balls hang on a wooden stake,
Вот и не спит барсук…
That's why he is still awake...
Тихо в лесу,
It's still in the forest,
Только не спят дрозды —
Only thrushes do not sleep --
Знают дрозды, что получат пизды,
Knowing they'll be rammed pretty deep,
Вот и не спят дрозды…
That's why they do not sleep...
Тихо в пруду,
It's still in the sea,
Только не спит треска —
Only one awake is the sprat --
В жопу треске забралася доска,
She has a big splinter in her butt,
Вот и не спит треска…
That's why awake is the sprat...
Тихо в лесу,
It's still in the forest,
Только не спит косой —
Only the rabbit can't rest --
Завтра косой ебется с лисой,
He and the fox we'll have a fuck-fest,
Вот и не спит косой…
That's why the rabbit can't rest...
Тихо в лесу,
It's still in the forest,
Только не спит лиса —
Only the fox makes a fuss --
В жопе ее застряла оса,
A live wasp is stuck in her ass,
Вот и не спит лиса…
That's why she makes a fuss...
Тихо в лесу,
It's still in the forest,
Только не спит олень —
But the elk can't take a dump --
Хером олень зацепился за пень,
His foreskin got snagged on a tree-stump,
Вот и не спит олень…
That's why he can't take a dump...
Тихо в лесу,
It's still in the forest,
Только не спит медведь —
But the bear keeps roaming about --
Зайцы медведя учили пердеть,
Hares taught him to fart into his snout,
Вот и не спит медведь…
That's why he keeps roaming about...
Тихо в лесу,
It's still in the forest,
Только не спит енот —
Just the raccoon is passing gas,
В жопу енота ебет бегемот,
A hippo is fucking him in the ass,
Вот и не спит енот…
That's why he is passing gas...
Тихо в лесу,
It's still in the forest,
Только не спит весь лес —
No one sleeps a wink tonight,
В каждом дупле, в каждом кусте
In every nook and cranny in sight,
Идет половой процесс…
Someone gets fucked tonight...