Translation of the song 求雨 artist Zhang Zongchang

玉皇爷爷也姓张，

Celestial Ruler1, you're a member of my clan too.

为啥为难俺张宗昌？

Why do you create hardships on me - Zhang Zongchang?

三天之内不下雨，

If it doesn't rain in three days,

先扒龙皇庙，

I'll crush the Temple of the Dragon King

再用大炮轰你娘！

Then shoot you asshole with a cannon!