Der' despoter og diktatorer
There are despots and dictators
Og grumme magtmanipulatorer
And evil power manipulators
Der' adelsmænd der dumme som en mur
There are noblemen who are as stupid as a wall
Der' tyraner, som regerer
There are tyrants ruling
Og har så dårlige manére
And have such bad manners
At de minder om gorillaer i et bur
That they seem like gorillas in a cage
Han havde magt før han ku' gå
He had power from before he could walk,
Han er så cool, han er så rå
He's so cool, he's so tough
Han er stjernen i en tusindårig slægt
He's the star of a one thousand years old bloodline
Et mysterium og en éner,
A mystery and a one of a kind
I Mesoamerika mener
In Mesoamerica, they think
Man, at alt, hvad han har lavet, er perfekt
That everything he has done is perfect
Han er herskeren i nationen
He's the ruler of the nation
Han har tjek på trenden og tonen
He has mastered the trend and the tone
Han er alfa og omega monster sej
He's alpha and omega monster cool
Det perfekte land er fedt
The perfect nation is awesome
Og han forlanger ik' så lidt
And he doesn't expect just a little
For han ved, at det perkefte land er... mig
'Cause he knows that the perfect nation is... me
Hva' hans navn? Kuzcooo
What's his name? Kuzcooo
Det' hans navn
That's his name
Han er hamrende sej
He's hella cool
Han er lidt for hip
He's a little to hip
Ej, nu svingede det lige så fedt!
Argh, it was just swinging so well
Begklager, men De' skyld i, det ikke svinger så fedt for Kejseren
I'm sorry, but you're the reason why it's not swinging so well for the Emperor
Og du sagde?
And you were saying?
Yeah, hva' hans navn? Kuzcooo
What's his name? Kuzcooo
Det' hans navn
That's his name
Han er lidt for hip
He's a little to hip
Og I ved, at han er hamrende sej
And you know that he's hella cool