Nej, Tamatoa started' ik' som glamourøs
No, Tamatoa didn't start out as glamorous
Jeg var en trist, lille sjuske
I was a sad, little slob
Nu' facaden pudset op til mageløs
Now my facade has been polished to be unparalleled
Nu' jeg én, man vil huske
Now I'm someone you'll remember
Sagd' din bedstemor Hjertet viser vej
Did your grandma say Your heart will show you the way
Din indre glød er dit fartøj?
Your inner ember will be your vessel?
Så har jeg tre, små ord, der nok vil skuffe dig,
Then I have three, tiny words which probably will disappoint you
Den gamle løj!
The old lady lied!
Det' bedst at vær'...
It's best to be...
Som en guldskat fundet i et gammelt vrag
Like a golden treasure found in an old shipwreck
I et hav, poleret til det'...
In an ocean, polished until it's...
Stråleglansen skæ'r gennem ben og marv
My radiance will send a wave of panic through you
Og si'r Wauw!
And goes Wow!
Husk en fisk
Remember that a fish
Er så dum, dum, dum
Is so dumb, dumb, dumb
At den jagter alt, der skinder (Let at lokke!)
That it chases everything shiny (Easy to lure!)
Uh, jeg si'r kom, kom, kom
Oh, I say come, come, come
Ind i mellem mine kinder
In between my cheeks
Er du som fisken?
Are you like fish?
En lækkerbisken?
A tasty treat?
Nå, nå, nå
Well, well, well
Lille Maui ligner mest af alt et fjog
Little Maui looks like a moron more than anything
En lillebitte minigudefyr
A teeny tiny mini god guy
Av! Du får aldrig rigtigt noget
Ouch! You never really get anything
På din krog (gør du?)
On your hook (do you?)
Du ikke helt op at ringe, mand
You're not really at your best, man
Men ærligt talt, du satte faktisk noget i sving
But seriously, you actually did get something started
For du er flot tattoveret
'Cause you're nicely tattooed
Nu' jeg det allerstørste kunstværk her omkring
Now I'm the greatest piece of art around
Det gi'r point, at være så...
It gives points to be so...
Se, jeg skinner som en kostbar diamant
See, I shine like a valuable diamond
Jeg' knaldhård og spejlblank
I'm so very tough and totally blank
Send din bedste hær, din allerstørste flok
Send your best army, your very greatest crowd
Den får et gok
It'll get a biff
Maui-mand, du får klø, klø, klø
Maui man, you'll get beat up, up, up
For en halvgud ka' da aldrig slå
'Cause a demigod couldn't possibly beat
En monsterkrabbeklo (prøv at hør')
A monster crab claw (listen up)
Du ska' dø, dø, dø
You're going to die, die, die
For nu finder jeg dit ømme punkt
'Cause now I'll find your weak spot
Og det bli'r tungt
And that'll be tough
Ensom, forladt og på jagt efter kærlighed
Lonely, abandoned and chasing for love
Blandt de der men'sker
Among those humans
Du tror, du er ven med
You think you've befriended
Det' svært at være gud
It's tough to be a god
Når dit panser kun består af hud
When your armor only consists of skin
Pas nu på, der vanker...
Be careful, there's going to be...
Prøv at se, hvor jeg er...
Take a look at how...
Spejlblank
Totally blank I am
Nyd det nu, det bli'r dit allersidste syn
Remember to enjoy it, 'cause it's going to be your very last sight
Jeg slår ned som et lyn
I'll strike like a lighting
Mer' pjank
More foolishness
Jeg vil æde dig, så sig dit sidste ord
I'll eat you, so say your last word
Kald på mor
Call for mommy
Jeg kom, og du så dit...
I came and you saw that you...
Mod sank
Courage shrank away
For nu bli'r du aldrig...
'Cause now you'll never be