Translation of the song Et Kackleed artist Bläck Fööss
Et Kackleed
The Shitting Song
Loss m'r ens e Leedche vum Kacke singe
Let's sing a little song about shitting
kacke es e herrlich Dinge
shitting is a real nice thing
kacke es en jroße Nut
shitting is a big affliction
denn wenn de nit mieh kacke kanns
cause if you can't shit any more
dann bes de dut.
you're dead.
Kacke müssen och de Nonne
Also the nuns have to shit
Buure kacke en de Tonne
Peasants shit into a ton
die Knächte un die Mägde
the farm labourers and the maidservants
die kacken en d'r Stall.
shit in the stable.
Kinder dat sin Pute,
Children are like turkeys,
die kacken üvverall.
they shit everywhere.
Op nem Scheff deit mer en et Wasser drieße
On a boat peole shits into the water
beim Spazierjang kackste en de Wiese
On an excursion you shit on the meadow
wä he bei uns em Städtche wunnt
anybody who lives here in our little town
dä kack en d'r Kanal
shits into the drain
un wä et richtich ielich hät
and whoever is in a real hurry
dä kack he en d'r Saal.
shits right here in the hall.
Wä vill friss muß och vill kacke
Anybody who eats a lot also has to shit a lot
wä nit oppass kack sich op de Hacke
anybody who doesn't watch out shits onto his heels
wä jän decke Öllich iss
anybody who likes to eat big onions
dä kack met vill Jestank
shits with an awful smell
un wä de flöcke Otto hät
and whoever has the squits
kack sich die Beincher lang.
shits along his legs.
Su künnte m'r noch lang vum Kacke singe
This way we could go on singing about shitting
denn et es e herrlich Dinge
cause it is a real nice thing
dröm rode mir üch all
thats why we all advise you
dot drieße weich un rund
to shit soft and round
wä immer richtich kacke kann
anybody who can always shit well
dä bliev jesund.
stays healty