Translation of the song Doin' the omoralisk schlagerfestival artist Sillstryparn

Kära lyssnare, får jag för er presentera the one and only Sillstryparn från Göteborg!

Dear listeners, may I present to you the one and only Sillstryparn from Gothenburg!

Eller som spanjoren säger Garotta di Ansjovis

Or like the Spanish say, Gargotta di Ansjovis

Sjungandes till sin äkta Semperfiser doing the omoralisk schlagerfestival

Singing to their genuine Semperfiser, doing the immoral hit festival

I kören hörs de brummande busarna Björnligan och Gondolen

In the choir the humming ruffians Björnligan and Gondolen is heard

It's a one, it's a two

It's a one, it's a two

It's a one, two, three, four

It's a one, two, three, four

Det rasslar av juveler och glittrar av guld

Jewells are rattling and gold is glimmering

De sjunger om den spanska solen

They sing about the Spanish sun

Men garotteringar och mord, det skiter de i

But garrote and murder, they don't give a shit about

Och svänger på fascistkärringkjolen

And they twirl their fascist hag skirt

Och här kommer ABBA i kläder av plast

And here comes ABBA in clothes made out of plastic

Lika döda som sillkonserver

As dead as canned herring

De skiter också i allt, vill göra snabba stål

They don't give a shit either, they want to make quick bucks

Det pyr i mina franska nerver

My French nerves are smoldering

Doin' the omoralisk schlagerfestival, yes

Doin' The Immoral Hit Festival, yes

Doin' the omoralisk schlagerfestival

Doin' The Immoral Hit Festival

Ja, kom igen gubbar!

Yeah, let's get it boys!

Och världens melodi, förtryck och slaveri

And the melody of the world, oppression and slavery

Vad fan rör det våra artister?

What the hell is it about our artists?

De gör sin karriär och ler och snälla är, de har många korkade brister

They make a career and smile and are kind, they have lots of stupid shortfalls

De ställer upp på allt, de tar det smörigt kallt

They want to do everything

I fascisternas feta ister

In the fat lard of fascists

De roar oss till döds på våran grammofon

They entertain us until death on our gramophone

Ska vi fastna i deras klister

Will we get stuck in their glue

Doin' the omoralisk schlagerfestival

Doin' The Immoral Hit Festival

Doin' the omoralisk schlagerfestival, oj

Doin' The Immoral Hit Festival, oops

Och Stikkan Andersson han tycker folk är dumt

And Stikkan Andersson he thinks people are stupid

Producerar romantik

Produces romance

Men kärleken är stark

But love is strong

Så Stikkan får en spark

So Stikkan gets kicked

Som passar ett cyniskt svin

Which is appropriate for a cynical pig

Men ni som jobbar hårt

But you who work hard

Och ni som har det svårt

And those who's got it bad

Sjung med i Sillstryparns melodi

Sing along to the melody of Sillstryparn

Vi har vår egen sång

We have got out own song

Vi ger väl fan i dem

We don't give a fuck about them

I deras fjöliga svärmeri

In their pliable pash

Doin' the omoralisk schlagerfestival, jösses

Doin' The Immoral Hit Festival, geez

Doin' the omoralisk schlagerfestival, yes

Doin' The Immoral Hit Festival, yes

Solo

Solo

Doin' the omoralisk schlagerfestival, ja

Doin' The Immoral Hit Festival, yes

Doin' the omoralisk schlagerfestival, ös på lite

Doin' The Immoral Hit Festival, go for it

Doin' the omoralisk schlagerfestival, åh yes

Doin' The Immoral Hit Festival, oh yes

Doin' the omoralisk schlagerfestival, ballt

Doin' The Immoral Hit Festival, cool