De ringte meg fra Hollywood sa you got
They called me from Hollywood, said you got
Jeg gjør hva som helst, sa jeg klar til å
I'll do anything, I said, ready to
Klar til å make a movie make it make it
Ready to make a movie, make it, make it
Ville make the hall of fame, nahmsayin
Wanted to make the hall of fame, nahmsayin
Så jeg tok en tur til Hollywood sekken
So I took a trip to Hollywood, backpack
Full av dreams
Full of dreams
Skulle make the big screen, by any means
Was going to make the big screen, by any means
Så jeg ringte min kontakt opp, sa jeg er er
So I called my contact, said I'm
Men de leava meg på seen, det er ikke
But they left me on seen, it's not
Alltid som it seems
Always as it seems
Jeg har en manager i statene som digger
I have a manager in the states that loves
Han sier alltid Christopher, I love your
He always says Christopher, I love your
Du har noe spesielt, really, du kan komme
You've got something special, really, you can go
Og du er intelligent, baby you could be a
And you're intelligent, baby you could be a
I think you can get a Golden Globe, Oscar
I think you can get a Golden Globe, Oscar
Du tør å tenke stort, det er deg og Carew
You dare think big, it's you and Carew
Nå må jeg get my buzz going som en
Now I gotta get my buzz going like a
Ordne meg ny aksent og bli sammen med
Get a new accent and start dating
Alle i Norge sier kom hjem på besøk, du
Everyone in Norway says come visit home, you
Lovte, du ga oss pinky
Promised, you gave us pinky
Jeg bare chill the fuck outm, jeg er
I went chill the fuck out, I'm
Opptatt med things
Busy with things
Pluss at weeden her er lilla, den ser ut
Plus the weed here is purple, it looks
Som Tinky Winky
Like Tinky Winky
Er det så rart jeg henger ut fortsatt, i
No wonder I'm still hanging out, I
Jeg er redd, jeg innrømmer det
I'm scared, I'll admit it
Jeg vil ikke se filmen om mitt liv i reprise på
I don't want to see the film about my life in reprise on
Eller rett på DVD, men hei
Or straight to DVD, but hey
Alle elsket meg som Karsten og som han i
Everyone loved me as Karsten and as that guy in
De ringte meg fra Hollywood sa you got
They called me from Hollywood, said you got
Jeg gjør hva som helst, sa jeg klar til å
I'll do anything, I said, ready to
Klar til å make a movie make it make it
Ready to make a movie, make it, make it
Ville make the hall of fame, nahmsayin
Wanted to make the hall of fame, nahmsayin
Så jeg tok en tur til Hollywood sekken
So I took a trip to Hollywood, backpack
Full av dreams
Full of dreams
Skulle make the big screen, by any means
Was going to make the big screen, by any means
Så jeg ringte min kontakt opp, sa jeg er er
So I called my contact, said I'm
Men de leava meg på seen, det er ikke
But they left me on seen, it's not
Alltid som it seems
Always as it seems
I really thought you were amazing in your
I really thought you were amazing in your
Latest movie role
Latest movie role
Sa jeg til en dude, for jeg visste han hadde
I told a dude, 'cause I knew he had
You seem really cool bro, how long are
You seem really cool bro, how long are
Jeg bare god knows, guess I'll see you
I went god knows, guess I'll see you
Gotta go, I gotta raise some hell
Gotta go, I gotta raise some hell
Feste med itjenter, sørge for å kiss and
Party with it girls, make sure to kiss and
Spise østers med de og really get out of
Eating oysters with them and really get out of
Kun for i kveld
Only for tonight
Må get the money tommorow
Gotta get the money tomorrow
Pappen min heter ikke Vipps Kartel, bro
My dad's name isn't Vipps Kartel, bro
I'm kind of a big deal back in Norway, like
I'm kind of a big deal back in Norway, like
Du vet Norwegian Grammies?
You know Norwegian Grammies?
I think I'm up to like three of those
I think I'm up to like three of those
Selling out solo shows, get the flus
Selling out solo shows, get the flus
Jeg er faktisk millionær, counting in
I'm actually a millionare, counting in
Norwegian crowns
Norwegian crowns
Jeg er redd, jeg innrømmer det
I'm scared, I'll admit it
Jeg vil ikke se filmen om mitt liv i reprise på
I don't want to see the film about my life in reprise on
Eller straight to DVD, men hei
Or straight to DVD, but hey
Alle elsket meg som Hubert og som han i
Everyone loved me as Hubert and as that guy in
De ringte meg fra Hollywood sa you got
They called me from Hollywood said you got
Jeg gjør hva som helst, sa jeg klar til å
I'll do anything, I said, ready to
Klar til å make a movie make it make it
Ready to make a movie make it make it
Ville make the hall of fame, nahmsayin
Wanted to make the hall of fame, nahmsayin
Så jeg tok en tur til Hollywood sekken
So I took a trip to Hollywood backpack
Full av dreams
Full of dreams
Skulle make the big screen, by any means
Was going to make the big screen, by any means
Så jeg ringte min kontakt opp, sa jeg er er
So I called my contact, said I'm
Men de leava meg på seen, det er ikke
But they left me on seen, it's not
Alltid som it seems
Always as it seems